BREAKING NEWS!! JOE PATERNO SETS RETIREMENT!
We knew this was coming. We knew that this was going to happen:
We all knew that this was bound to happen and that Joe Paterno would have no choice but to step down and let somone else take over his team.
This clears the way for the PSU BOTs to fully focus on their investigation into the whole matter.
We hope for Joe Paterno to try to win the last 3 games. He's already in the history books. But I think he really wishes he'd done this last year now.
Fare well, Joe Paterno. 3 weeks and counting.