I'm wiping the blood off the floor. Feathers are everywhere. Guns and hats strewn about the room. An axe or a two needs to be sent back to Minnesota, and some broken prayer beads need to be returned to the Saints.
My gosh! What a weekend. Wait a minute, that wasn't a weekend, that was a football mayhem! What happened?
Let's start with this past Saturday.
Arizona vs New Orleans: The Cardinals were DOOMED from the start. By the time they landed on the New Orleans field, their feathers started to bleed blood. It was bad. By the time the game was over, they were so glad to get the hell out of New Orleans and pulling their fallen flock brothers with them. Saints 45 Cardinals 14. For the Cardinals, they're going to wish that they never had a controversial game ending play with the Packers the last week. That was the very incentive the Saints needed to teach these birds some football honesty lessons. Good call, Saints! For the Cardinals, their off-season is going to be in fear of reprisals in the coming fall from the Green Bay Packers. Good luck, redbirds.
Then another flock of birds, the Ravens, singing that they can BEAT the Indy Colts in the night game, came back to Baltimore looking STOMPED with HORSESHOES prints all over them and they were without their feathers. WHOA! Who's laughing now in Baltimore? Nobody is. Pats are cheering. Colts 20 Ravens 3 is the score.
Two flocks gone. Saints ready. Colts ready. Hell of a mess!
Sunday (yesterday).. WORSE day ever.
Cowboys swaggered into the Minnesota fields, guns blazing and shouting.. MINNESOTA, yer butt is ours!
But they didn't count on the 12th man, the entire PRO-Minnesota crowd. Minnesota went right to work and taught the Dallas Cowboys a *HUGE LESSON*. NEVER TAUNT YOUR OPPOSITION TEAM AT ANY TIME!!
The Cowboys couldn't even get a decent passing game going. Much less only get ONE.. just one..count it.. ONE FIELD GOAL and that was it. They're wishing right now that they stayed right home in Dallas and let Philadelphia Eagles slide on to Minnesota. BUT no.. they had no heart for the BLOOD THIRSTY Minnesota Vikings and Brett Farve. Poor Tony Romo. He was chased down every which way possible. He should be thankful he can still walk.
Minnesota rubs in the salt in the wounds of the Cowboys by a score of 34-3. For the Cowboys, they're going to have learn HONEST football and respect of teams in the off season. Take care of Tony Romo, Cowboys. He's going to need some rehab work in time before next fall. Oh, by the way Cowboys, when you complain about the scores being run up against you, just remember EVERY DAMN TEAM YOU RAN UP YOUR SCORE AGAINST! It was time some TOUGH MEDICINE was handed right back at you! *cheers, vikings! You did it right!
Then came the big game of all: NY Jets vs. San Diego Chargers. In the first half, it looked like San Diego would take control of the game and looked poised to win. They should not relaxed in the 2nd half at all. 2nd half, the Jets ramped up some NEW weapons and attacked.. *HARD* They should be PROUD of their rookie football players and fighting the San Diego Chargers to a near stand still of a 17-14 win! To me, it seems like someone forgot to replace the fuse in the chargers transformer unit in time between the halves. That's what lead to the meltdown for the chargers and the Jets fly away with the win. Congrats to the NY Jets.
Next Sunday..The Blood Thirsty HORDE of the Vikings, lead by their Leader: Brett Farve, will head to the New Orleans BIG HOUSE (dome) for the big fight. Who'll win? Don't know yet. But chances are it'll be a tough game!!
Also Next Sunday.. The Jets will be prepping for an all out war on the COLTS. Expect the Jets to throw everything including clogs in the kitchen sink at those Colts. For the Colts, they better be fast and diving of the hails from the guns of the Jets. Who'll come out of that war strewn game is any one's bet.
So take patience. NFC and AFC championship is coming. We'll know who wins to play the finale in Super Bowl 44!
In Memory of Gaines Adams, this post is dedicated to him. Link: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/football/nfl/01/17/adams.obit.ap/index.html?eref=sihpSemper FI!
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