ANTI-Football BIRDS Weekend!

G'day Everyone!

Ok you arm chair quarterbacks! We've drank, wept, and rested from last weekend. The wild card play-off is now history.

But now the Divisional Play-offs happen this weekend. Ready for it? Let's break it down.
The Saturday Games of January 16th:

The Red Birds of Arizona take their flock and wing their way to the land of the New Orleans Saints. It will be at 4:30pm on FOX tv. Will the Red Birds get over their celebration after their controversial destruction of Green Bay? They have better hope to hang on their feathers because the Saints could invoke the gods of football that could molt their feathers pretty fast. So they better play some smart football if they want to escape the Saints.
My pick (and I'm chilled to say it) New Orleans Saints will molt the Cardinals.

Later in the evening, another flock of birds will wing to Indianapolis Colts ground. The Baltimore Ravens have been in a party mood since they crushed the depressed New England Patriots. The Ravens have better be careful. The Colts have been kicking the walls of their barn at every picture of the Ravens this week. Some of those walls are pretty damaged. So if the Ravens want to survive the colts, they best fly high. If more than one gets caught on the ground, they could lose more than a broken wing.
The evening action begins at 8:15pm on CBS. It won't matter if the Saints and Cardinals are playing OT. The game goes on.
My Pick: The COLTS. The Ravens will lose their feathers just outside the barn doors.

Sunday, January 17th, 2009

The worst of the worst action will start to happen on this day. Be ready for it.

Early afternoon, the celebrating Dallas Cowboys will stride into Minnesota Vikings at 1pm on FOX TV.
While the Cowboys have partied all week of tearing apart the Philadelphia Eagles 3 times this season, they haven't been really prepared for face the Vikings.
The Vikings have been prepared with a lot of WAR DRUMS and WAR CHANTS this week. They have vowed "NO COWBOY SHALL BREACH THE END ZONE WITH OUT HIS BROTHER TORN APART!". Expect Minnesota Vikings to come CHARGING in a blood thirsty war yell as much as possible. The only hope for the Cowboys to escape is some smart cannon ball fires and do NO CRAZY plays. They had best be careful.
Since the Cowboys killed the Eagles, All of PA says (my pick): GO GET THEM VIKINGS! PULL THEM APART!

By the time game on the west coast starts at 4:40pm, the vikings should be mopping up all the blood and gore on their field.
At 4:40pm PM on CBS, The New York Jets fly into the danger zone of the San Diego Chargers. The Chargers have been powered up and are promising an electric STORM all game long. They said some EMPs might explode during the game so keep your sun glasses handy! The New York Jets have been refueled full and armed to the max with special weapons this weekend. We won't see any of the usual bombing runs, but expect some tight formations and attack patterns to happen on the field. Hopefully, the jets will rubber blast the chargers and ground them as much as possible.

My pick: NY Jets will fly away this time.

Sunday, January 24 Conference Championships.
AFC 3pm on CBS. NFC 6:40pm on Fox.

Sunday, January 31 in Miami: AFC vs NFC at 7:20pm on ESPN. This is the year PRO BOWL game happens BEFORE the Super Bowl. It should be good.

Don't forget SUPER BOWL XLIV on February 7!

Enjoy the weekend. But I say to the SAINTS and COLTS: CRUSH THOSE DAMN BIRDS!!

Semper FI!